S.T: It’s been [expositional information] since the last [Previous Plotpoint]... we [I don’t fucking know, where’s my coffee]
S.K: Hey T, are we still falling?
S.T: Damnit K, now someone’s gotta explain that using expositional information. We went over this in the last post.
The Puppet: WOOOOOO CUT TO EXPOSTIONAL DIALOGUE BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO laZY TOO READ POSTS AND I WONT EXPLAIN STUFF THROUGH WELL WRITTEN STORYLINES
On the last episode of Avengers: Forntite War our heroes had a brief conversation and then decided to go somewhere. This somewhere was PuppetTale, the AU populated by the abandoned concepts and random ideas for characters. It also held the AU versions of S.T captive for the length of the S.T storyline before-
S.T: BEFORE ELIZABETH DECIDED TO BE A THOT
-they were freed. It is still under control of the S.T council, who’m of which are all dumbfucks.
S.T: The entrance to this place has so far been a bottomless pit, and took my fucking coffee. S.K over here won’t open his eyes. I mean sockets. Undertale skeleton anatomy is inconsistent as hell. OHH YeaA mY OOROROROIGINAL chRACter hAS hAIR, bUt thEy’rE aLSo a SKELEtoN. Makes no sense.
Swap: Thanks for the rant. Very useful and productive to our current situation.
Elizabeth yells at S.K about having a fear of heights even though he is an immortal being
C.T: Hey look, I see the ground.
S.T: HAH! And my name is Thicc Sans. There is no ground down there. It’s pitch black. Are you fucking blind?
C.T: No, the ground is right there. It’s a fine shade of dark grey. Right there.
S.T: No. I don’t see it.
Swap: Maybe you should t-take those glasses off
S.T: *adjusts her Clout glasses* Never. I need to be more cringeworthy.
Elizabeth: You’re a Mary Sue, you already are cringeworthy.
C.T: Hey you guys the ground is getting closer and bones are very brittle.
S.K: Also force exists.
S.T: No u.
They all fall and breaks their spines except for Elizabeth and S.K
S.T: Oh shit I’m dead, but since this is PuppetTale, canonity is faulty af so it wont be a new gen when I’m revived.
The Puppet: Oh shit I’m running out of time to write this blog, I’ll just make another one in the near future and end this off now.
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